Lnarians Band Review

Contract
Ng Yuet Yuan v *lunarian*

Ny Yuet Yuan offer to build up a lunar band, and **** has promised to cooperate with her and he would be the drummer, therefore he has to go for drum class until he attain a drummer skill that sufficient for a band function. This contract is based on the agreement of both parties. This contract will only be effective after ng yuet yuan has started her guitar lesson. So, IF***** does not begin his drum class within two months from the period Ng Yuet Yuan begin her guitar lesson, he will be punished as follow:

*luEach of the lunarians must treat the lunarians any Japanese buffet as decided by Ng Yuet Yuan.

Witness by: Mr.Koh Kien Weng & Ms.Wan Mun Yee.

Contract prepared by:Mr.Koh & Ms.Wan.

This is just a joke! Real contract will be printed out after everyone is agrees(only lunarians).
who is the lunarians? TOLD YOU, this is just a joke!